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S H E Z Z A
The name is Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221B Baker Street. I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning sociopath... With your number.

bencdaily:

Benedict Cumberbatch, aka… (insp)

  #Benedict Cumberbatch  

Martin Freeman, on the set of Fargo

  #Martin Freeman    #DADDY    #Fargo  
  #JW  

junejuly15:

BC - The Imitation Game Premiere, London 

  #Benedict Cumberbatch  
You actually.... Want to date me? -JW

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

I… I wouldn’t reject the opportunity.
SH

But does that mean you want to. Really want to. And not as an experiment? -JW

John, I wouldn’t make a romantic relationship with you an experiment. I want to date you because I have feelings for you, if you could even be convinced that I am capable of such sentiment.
SH

  #Sherlock's self-esteem is like -50    #RP    #sherlockedwatson  
You actually.... Want to date me? -JW

I… I wouldn’t reject the opportunity.
SH

It's not amendable. The entire world thinks I have bad sex. -JW

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

I don’t believe you are an unsatisfactory sexual partner. Many reasons lead me to assume quite the opposite actually.
SH

But you’re not trying to date me. It’s all the rest of the women in London that I’m concerned about. -JW

…Right.
SH

What is that supposed to mean? -JW

Nothing I should be making abundantly clear seeing as it may prove a threat to our friendship.
SH

There is nothing that could threaten our friendship. Why would you think that? -JW

There is always something that is threatening to a relationship, whether it be platonic, romantic, or professional no matter whom said relationship is with. In this case, there is something that could quite possibly lead you to abandon our friendship entirely.
SH

Sherlock I would never abandon our friendship. I swear! You can tell me anything. -JW

John, I highly doubt you would see me in the same light once if I told you what it is that I am holding back. I am extremely concerned that things would never be the same.
SH

You’re scaring me. Please tell me what it is. -JW

I don’t think it would be wise for me to explicitly state what the issue is. However, if you wish to deduce what it is, I recommend you review the first sentence of one of your recent responses. I can inform you that to an extent, the claim you made does not accurately reflect my intentions.
SH

The first sentences don’t make sense. Except the one… About dating? -JW

And what would you deduce if I told you that is the sentence I was referring to?
SH

  #RP    #sherlockedwatson  
It's not amendable. The entire world thinks I have bad sex. -JW

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

I don’t believe you are an unsatisfactory sexual partner. Many reasons lead me to assume quite the opposite actually.
SH

But you’re not trying to date me. It’s all the rest of the women in London that I’m concerned about. -JW

…Right.
SH

What is that supposed to mean? -JW

Nothing I should be making abundantly clear seeing as it may prove a threat to our friendship.
SH

There is nothing that could threaten our friendship. Why would you think that? -JW

There is always something that is threatening to a relationship, whether it be platonic, romantic, or professional no matter whom said relationship is with. In this case, there is something that could quite possibly lead you to abandon our friendship entirely.
SH

Sherlock I would never abandon our friendship. I swear! You can tell me anything. -JW

John, I highly doubt you would see me in the same light once if I told you what it is that I am holding back. I am extremely concerned that things would never be the same.
SH

You’re scaring me. Please tell me what it is. -JW

I don’t think it would be wise for me to explicitly state what the issue is. However, if you wish to deduce what it is, I recommend you review the first sentence of one of your recent responses. I can inform you that to an extent, the claim you made does not accurately reflect my intentions.
SH

  #Let's see if John can figure this shit out    #sherlockedwatson    #RP  
It's not amendable. The entire world thinks I have bad sex. -JW

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

sherlockedwatson:

watsonedsherlock:

I don’t believe you are an unsatisfactory sexual partner. Many reasons lead me to assume quite the opposite actually.
SH

But you’re not trying to date me. It’s all the rest of the women in London that I’m concerned about. -JW

…Right.
SH

What is that supposed to mean? -JW

Nothing I should be making abundantly clear seeing as it may prove a threat to our friendship.
SH

There is nothing that could threaten our friendship. Why would you think that? -JW

There is always something that is threatening to a relationship, whether it be platonic, romantic, or professional no matter whom said relationship is with. In this case, there is something that could quite possibly lead you to abandon our friendship entirely.
SH

Sherlock I would never abandon our friendship. I swear! You can tell me anything. -JW

John, I highly doubt you would see me in the same light once if I told you what it is that I am holding back. I am extremely concerned that things would never be the same.
SH

  #Babe just wante to tell John he loves him but he's so afraid    #My baby    #RP    #sherlockedwatson  

The weather is reflecting my mood perfectly — dark and dreadful.

  #I hate everyone around me    #I'm either gonna kill myself or kill someone else and both sound like terrible ideas    #Yayyy murder    #(◕‿◕✿)    #Okay not really but damn I'm unhappy    #*sigh*    #Personal